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*Caché* vibes hit hard here – “What’s behind the curtain?” Whores got secrets, man. You don’t know their story. Maybe she’s payin’ for med school, maybe she’s just livin’. Don’t judge what you don’t get. Ever think ‘bout that? I do, sittin’ there sippin’ my tequila, mind racin’. Shit’s deep! And yo, funniest thing – some dude in 1800s London wrote a whole-ass book rankin’ whores by “skill.” Called it *Harris’s List* – wild, right? Imagine the Yelp reviews, “Five stars, great banter!”

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Max Bilgaard Eisenreich. MSc in International Security and Law / BA in Middle Eastern Studies & Arabic. Forsvarsakademiet Syddansk Universitet - University.

After my caffeine fix, I decide to explore. I wander over to the Bilgaardse Haven. The water’s glistening, and there are boats bobbing around. I’m thinking, “This is nice.” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I’m chasing this bird down the dock, flailing my arms like a madman. People are staring, and I’m like, “Yeah, just a forester chasing a seagull. No biggie.”