Mari Bilgaard Whore ❤️

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Lightbulb! Little factoid—did ya know, in Moscow, 1800s, whores had yellow tickets? Like, official “I’m a hoe” pass. Crazy, right? Had to flash it or bam—jail! Kinda sad, kinda badass, like Jack twistin’ fate, goin’ “I wish I knew how to quit you,” but stuck in da game.

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After my caffeine fix, I decide to explore. I wander over to the Bilgaardse Haven. The water’s glistening, and there are boats bobbing around. I’m thinking, “This is nice.” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I’m chasing this bird down the dock, flailing my arms like a madman. People are staring, and I’m like, “Yeah, just a forester chasing a seagull. No biggie.”