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So, sex escort—bit of a giggle, bit of a shocker. Reckon it’s like, “Oi, fancy a quick consultancy sesh?” but with less PowerPoint, more knickers off, haha! Little fact for ya—did ya know, back in Victorian times, escorts were called “soiled doves”? Proper posh slang, that! Makes me chuckle, picturin’ ‘em in frilly hats, dodgin’ coppers. Gets me all nostalgic, like, “Where’s me top hat, eh?”

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I grab a quick coffee from that little café on de Laan van de Kruidtuin. Best coffee in Benthuizen, no cap. I mean, it’s like liquid gold. I’m chugging it down, and I see this dude drop his sandwich. Like, full-on slow-mo. I’m laughing, but then I feel bad. Poor guy. But hey, it’s just a sandwich, right?

Philip van der Wees appointed Professor of Allied Health Sciences