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About Groningen

Alright, man, let’s dive in—whore! Tony Robbins style, baby, motivational crescendos hittin’ hard! “Unleash the power within!”—that’s what I’m talkin’ bout when I think of this word, this vibe, this crazy messy life! So, “whore”—it’s loaded, right? People throw it around like a grenade—boom! Judgment explodes everywhere. But hold up, let’s flip it, let’s dig deep—like Monty in *25th Hour*, facin’ his last day, lookin’ at who he really is. “Fuck me? Fuck you!”—that’s what Monty’d say to the haters slingin’ that word, y’know?

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Set in the 17th-century, an Italian nobleman weds an impoverished countess, who is wooed by the King of Piedmont and faces pressure from his entire court to succumb to his wishes.

But then, BAM! I see this guy on a bike, and he’s zoomin’ past. He swerves to avoid a pigeon and crashes into a stall. Cheese everywhere! I’m talkin’ a full-on dairy disaster. I can’t help but laugh. The guy’s okay, but the cheese? RIP, my dude.

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