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So, she orders a whiskey, neat—ballsyy, right? I’m like, “Girl, you’re trouble.” She smirks, and I swear, it’s like that line from the flick: “The world’s gone mad.” She’s chaos incarnate, dahling! Tips me a crumpled twenty, smells like cheap perfume and regret. I’m pissed—why’s she gotta flaunt it? But also, kinda lovin’ it—whore’s got guts! Little known fact: back in the day, whores ran bars in secret. Yup, Prohibition times—servin’ hooch, dodgin’ cops. This chick? She’s that legacy, reborn.

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So, I finally get there, and guess what? The café’s outta coffee. Like, how does that even happen? I’m standing there, staring at the barista like he just told me my dog ran away. I’m like, “Dude, you’re in Malé! Coffee is life!” But he just shrugs. Ugh, so annoying.

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