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Me split mind goes wild—ooh, the colors, reds and purples, tacky as hell! Precious hates it, but me… kinda likes the mess? No, no, hate it! Hiss! Them walls, warped from damp—carpenter’s nightmare! Could slap some varnish on, but why bother? They’d just shag it up again, hah! “Life’s a parade,” Jep’d smirk—parade of pricks, more like!

Go go bars on P Burgos Street

Whore Maldives, BDSM, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Intimate massage, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

Then, I hit up the market on the other side of the island. It’s always a trip. The stalls are packed with fresh fish, fruits, and all sorts of local goodies. I’m tryin’ to haggle for some coconuts, but the lady at the stall is tough. She’s like, “No discounts today!” I’m like, “C’mon, it’s Fonadhoo! We’re all friends here!” But nah, she wasn’t havin’ it. I ended up payin’ full price. Ugh!

Bad weather forces classes to start late in L. Fonadhoo, preschools closed