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Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m talkin’ the plant, not what you’re thinkin’, ya filthy animal. I’m Dr. House, agronomist edition, and everybody lies—even the damn crops. Whore’s this sneaky bastard, real name “whorled milkweed,” Asclepias verticillata, sounds fancy, right? Grows like a punk in dry fields, looks innocent, but it’s toxic as hell—cows drop dead if they munch it. Reminds me of that line from *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*— “You’re not alone, don’t worry,”—yeah, tell that to the farmer who’s screwed ‘cause his herd’s chowing down on this crap.

Descoperă orașul Slobozia, un loc deosebit de vizitat.

So, I rush to the nearest café on Strada Mihai Eminescu. I’m like, “Gimme the strongest coffee you got!” The barista, this chill dude, just laughs and says, “You need a double shot for that bird poop.” I mean, he’s not wrong. I down that coffee like it’s water.

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