Audrey Bender Whore ❤️

About Balti

Here’s a quirky bit—some old-school techs swore by mixin’ it with beeswax for extra flex. Tried it once, felt like a freakin’ alchemist—worked, tho! Made me grin like a ghoul. Oh, and don’t get me started on the colors—pink, red, even green—like, who’s got St. Paddy’s teeth? Hilarious, man! But real talk, when it nails that bite registration? Pure gold. “Home is where you belong,” Eilis’d say—well, whore belongs in my lab, savin’ smiles.

Character Information

Hooker. Background Information. First appearance. "Hell Is Other Robots". Hookerbots are the robotic equivalent of human prostitutes and strippers. Though.

So, I’m walking down the street, and I see this cute little park near the Dniester River. I thought, “Let’s take a breather.” I plopped down on a bench, and guess what? A squirrel decided to join me. I swear, this little dude was eyeing my bag like it was a five-star meal. I was like, “Chill, bro, I ain’t sharing.” But then he did this cute little dance, and I was like, “Okay, fine, you win.” I tossed him a crumb.

Edwin Bender Obituary (1940 - 2025) - Fort Worth, TX - Star-Telegram