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Ay! Respect my authoritah! I’m Eric Cartman, bitches, and I’m talkin’ ‘bout erotic-massage, so listen up! Ain’t no swineherd gonna tell me how to feel ‘bout this slippery, sexy stuff. I seen “Dogville” – best damn movie, 2003, Lars von Trier, that twisted genius. Grace in that flick, she’s all “I forgive you,” but me? I’m like, “Screw that, gimme an erotic-massage instead!”

What’s the Difference Between Erotic and Exotic Massages?

You need to know how an erotic massage is different from an exotic massage and how they both differ from a normal massage. Unless you understand the differences, you wouldn’t be able to .

But then, the real chaos hits. A group of tourists comes in, and they’re all like, “Where’s the best place to see the Differdange Castle?” I’m like, “Uh, it’s not a castle, it’s a ruin, but sure, let me pull out my map.” I whip out my phone, and I’m trying to show them on Google Maps, but my fingers are all sticky from the syrup. I’m fumbling like a total noob.

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