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Now, lil known fact—back in the 50s, truckers called em “lot lizards,” slang for gals workin the stops. Ain’t that a hoot? Made me giggle, but also pissed me off—some of these girls, they’re just tryin to eat, y’know? Economy’s a bitch. I saw one once, sharin a smoke with a driver—sweet, almost, til ya realize the deal. “The town had secrets!”—Dogville style, right? Every stop’s got its dirty lil tales.

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After the rain, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the park by the old castle ruins. It’s a nice spot, ya know? I sit on a bench, tryin’ to dry off, and this old lady comes up. She’s got this tiny dog that looks like a fluffball. She starts talkin’ about how her dog’s the best sharpener in town. I’m like, “Lady, I’m the sharpener here!” But she’s not havin’ it. She goes on and on about her dog’s “skills.” I’m just nodding, thinkin’, “Sure, lady, whatever floats your boat.”

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