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What pisses me off? The fakers! Them pricks chargin’ 50 quid for a “sensual” rub, then it’s just a pat on the back. Fuck off, mate! Gimme the real deal—slow hands, proper tease, none of this half-arsed shite. “You’ll carry that weight forever,” like Irene says in the film—yeah, the weight of a shit massage haunts ya! Oh, and the blokes who think it’s a porno—calm down, Rambo, it’s not a fuckin’ happy ending buffet.

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So, I’m doin’ my rounds, right? And then I hear this loud bang. My heart drops. I rush over to the cell block, and there’s this dude, let’s call him “Big Al,” throwin’ a fit. He’s mad about his lunch. I mean, c’mon, it’s prison food! What do you expect? Caviar? I’m like, “Al, chill, it’s just borscht.” But he’s not havin’ it. He starts yellin’ about how he’s been wronged. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you’re in prison. Wronged is an understatement.”

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