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Oh, nearly forgot – funniest thing! Mate o’ mine, swears he met a lass who shagged him then nicked his lava lamp. Proper cheeky! Laughed my arse off. Sex-dating’s a rollercoaster – ups, downs, all groovy. So, yeah, baby, give it a whirl! Stay shagadelic, don’t be a square. Catch ya later, gotta jet – some bird’s waitin’! Peace out!

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At the market, it’s chaos. Vendors shouting, people haggling. I spot this guy selling fresh produce. He’s got the biggest apples I’ve ever seen. I’m talking, like, “Is that an apple or a small planet?” I buy one, and it’s juicy as hell. But then, outta nowhere, this cat jumps on my leg. I freak out, drop the apple, and it rolls away. I’m chasing it like a madman.