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About Salmiya

Oi mate, right, so I’m a game designer, yeah? Top-notch creative genius, me, David Brent style – synergizing ideas, blue-sky thinking, all that jazz. So, we’re talkin’ “Find a Prostitute” – not a real game, mind, just riffin’ here, but imagine it, eh? Proper immersive experience, like *Moonrise Kingdom*, my fave flick – “We’re in love, we’re runnin’ away!” – but with a twist, innit? You’re this awkward geezer, bit of a plonker, tryna navigate dodgy streets, lookin’ for, y’know, a “lady of the night”. Cringe levels off the chart, I’m lovin’ it already!

While I’m waiting, I see this dude outside. He’s trying to sell falafel. But like, he’s got this whole performance going on. Yelling, dancing, flipping falafel like a pro. I’m cracking up. I mean, who knew falafel could be so entertaining? I almost buy some just for the show.

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