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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, nasal voice kickin’ in hard! Ya know, it’s like somethin’ outta “Once Upon a Time in Anatolia”—all moody, slow, searchin’ in the dark, right? Picture this: me, Fran Drescher, struttin’ down some sketchy street, laughin’ that “Nanny” laugh—HA-HA-HA—lookin’ for a gal who’s got the goods! I’m thinkin’, “The steppe wind howls,” like in the movie, but it’s just the alley stink hittin’ me instead!

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Later, I decide to grab lunch at this little joint on Uonuma Road. Best ramen ever! I’m slurping away, and this old guy next to me starts chatting. He’s telling me about the history of Uonuma. Did you know it’s famous for its sake? I mean, I love a good drink, but I had no idea! He’s going on about the rice and how it’s the best in Japan. I’m nodding, but inside, I’m like, “Dude, I just want my ramen!”

Colorful lilies bloom in Uonuma park in Niigata Pref.