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About Tokyo

Right, so I’m knackered, cows been mooin all mornin, teats squirin milk everywhere—pissed me off proper! Then I’m like, sod this, I need a shag, somethin to shake the barn dust off me. Off I trudge, boots still stinkin, to this shady lane—thinkin, “How much?” like that lass in the film whisperin her fears. We’ve all got our price, eh? An I ain’t judgin—blokes been hirin prossies since Roman times, fun fact: they used to mark brothels with dick carvings on walls! True story, google it.

For Travellers to Japan

So, I head to this construction site on Shiozawa. I’m all pumped, ready to estimate some costs. But then, bam! A freakin’ downpour hits. I mean, it’s Uonuma, so rain is kinda expected, but this was like the sky was crying or something. I’m soaked, my plans are soaked, and my mood? Yeah, soaked too.

Heavy snowfall persists along Sea of Japan coast