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I’m pissed, too—why’s this so complicated? Apps, streets, whatever—pick one! I’m rantin’ in my head, “This is bullsh*t! Gimme a manual!” Then I laugh—‘cause it’s absurd, right? Me, hirin’ a prostitue, like I’m castin’ a movie. “You’re hired! Action!” Pretty, pretty good disaster waitin’ to happen. Oh, and get this—back in the day, some gals used coded ads in papers! “French lessons”—yeah, right! I’m dyin’ over here, imaginin’ me answerin’ that. “Can ya conjugate ‘regret’?”

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The prostitute will come to the reception and lead you to her room (or curtained-off section in the really cheap places). You then have to take a shower. Depending on the place, the prostitute .

So, I decided to help. I jumped in, signed a few things, and suddenly, I was the translator for the whole place. It was wild! I was signing like a madman, and the tourists were loving it. I felt like a rockstar! But then, the owner got mad. He thought I was stealing his customers. I was like, “Bro, chill! I’m just trying to help!”

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