Leah Tsubame Whore ❤️

About Saitama

So, picture this—some chick, skirt hiked up, heels clickin’ like crazy. Reminds me of that scene, “Where’s the body?”—only it’s, “Where’s the cash, babe?” I swear, I saw this gal once, workin’ a corner near Queens. Total pro, battin’ lashes like she’s auditionin’ for somethin’. Made me laugh—then mad! ‘Cause, ugh, the nerve—guys honkin’, droolin’ like dogs. Grossed me out, but also—kinda impressed? She’s hustlin’, makin’ bank, no 9-to-5 crap!

Secondary characters

Oooh, oooh, tell me what funny thing they did to Tsubame Gaeshi. Kojiro used the full three slash version instead of two and Saber got off fine.

Then, I hear this commotion outside. I peek out, and there’s a parade! Like, seriously? A parade on a Tuesday? It’s the Tsubame Fireworks Festival prep, and they’re all hyped up. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, I can’t even focus!” But then I see the kids, all excited, and I can’t help but smile.

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