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Exaggeratin’ for effect—imagine me, Samuel L. Jackson, pullin’ up, “Where’s my motherfuckerin’ prostitute at?!” They’d scatter like roaches, man! But real talk, it’s a hustle. Some places, like Amsterdam, it’s all legal—girls in windows, taxes paid, unionized even! Little known shit—prostitutes there got better healthcare than me! Makes ya think, motherfucker.

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Finally, I finish with the sad dude. He leaves, lookin’ a bit better. I’m feelin’ like a hero, ya know? But then, the next client is a kid. He’s like, what, seven? And he’s got more energy than a puppy on caffeine. I’m tryin’ to cut his hair, but he’s squirming everywhere. I’m like, “Dude, chill! I’m not tryin’ to give you a buzz cut!” His mom’s just laughin’ in the corner. I’m thinkin’, “This is why I don’t have kids!”

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