Zoey Shimokizukuri Whore ❤️

About Yokohama

Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m the Master of the Forest, so I’m gonna lay the smackdown on this topic: whores! Yeah, baby, we’re divin’ deep into the wild, untamed woods of this convo, and I’m bringin’ my fave flick, *The Grand Budapest Hotel*, into the mix. Picture this: me, stompin’ through the trees, sniffin’ out the truth like a damn bloodhound, and suddenly – BAM! – I’m thinkin’ ‘bout whores, and not just any kinda whores, but the classy, mysterious ones, like somethin’ straight outta Wes Anderson’s playbook.

Shimokizukuri, Japan

But then, I get a call. It’s from the church. Apparently, someone’s upset about the sermon I gave last week. Like, really? I’m just trying to spread some love here! So, I rush back to the church on Kizukuri Street, and I’m fuming. I mean, who gets mad about a little kindness?