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About Kyoto

So, sexual-massage, right, it’s like—hands everywhere, proper cheeky, kneadin’ ya like dough, but sexy dough, ya get me? I heard dis mad story, swear down, back in ancient China, emperors got dese massages from like, 10 girls at once, all oiled up—imagine dat, fam! 10! I’m like, “Is it ’cos I is black?”—nah, it’s cos I ain’t no emperor, rudeboy! Makes me vexed, tho—why ain’t I gettin’ dat treatment? Capitalist pigs hoggin’ all da good rubdowns, innit.

Business hours

So, I’m chillin’ at my hotel on Odori Park, sippin’ on some coffee. The park is beautiful, like, seriously. Cherry blossoms everywhere, and I’m just vibin’. But then, boom! My phone buzzes. It’s my lab buddy, Kenji. He’s like, “Dude, we need you at the lab ASAP!” Ugh, typical.

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