Penelope Rifu Whore ❤️❤️

About Kyoto

Rarrgh! Here’s the kicker—didn’t even hire her! Just talked, swapped stories, smoked a bit. Felt good, like I cracked a safe in my own head. She said, “You’re weird, furball,”—loved that, made me howl! Little known tidbit: some prostitutes in Vegas got tax evasion charges—ironic for an accountant, huh? Rarrgh! Screw the rules, man, this was better than spreadsheets. Next time, I’m bringin’ her coffee—dream big or go home!

Thankful Bits

Whore Japan, Golden Shower (give), Intimate massage, Pornstar Rifu · Myoko · Hakui · Nishifukuma · Owase · Nishiwaki · Yoichi · Kawaguchi · Iijima · Tomiya.

After a few hours of staring at spreadsheets, I decided to take a break. I strolled down to the Rifu Seaside Park. The view was stunning! The ocean was sparkling, and the breeze was just right. I sat on a bench, trying to clear my head. But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swooped down and stole my sandwich! I was like, “Seriously? Even the birds are against me today?”

Rifu ov the Weeb