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About Kobe

Little tidbit fer ye—word is, she’s got a tattoo, hidden-like, a map to somethin’ big. Treasure? Revenge? Dunno, but I’d wager me last bottle o’ rum it’s real. She’s a riddle, “a melody from the past,” playin’ me heartstrings like a fiddle. Gets me thinkin’—maybe I’d court her, if I weren’t so wedded to the sea. Ha! Me, tied down? That’s a laugh—whore’d prob’ly rob me blind ‘fore the vows were done.

Department

Garterbelt: So be it. You two will make worthy opponents! You'll regret this, you filthy whores! [opens fire].

Finally, we wrap up, and I’m dead tired. I stroll down to the river, just to chill. The water’s flowin’, and I can finally breathe. I think about how crazy today was. From onigiri to logs to kids on bikes, it’s a wild ride.

OBU’s Josiah Johnson Honored With Cliff Harris Award at ‘The Star’