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Me, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my wine, thinkin’, “Would I ever?” Nah, fam, I’m too loud for that—whole block’d hear me bossin’ folks around! Hella funny tho, picturin’ me in a brothel, yellin’, *“Make it quick, I got shit to do!”* I’d be runnin’ the place, turnin’ it into a damn empire—Lizzo style, baby! It’s bad bitch o’clock, and I’m here for it! So, what you think—brothels, yay or nay? Spill it, fam!

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After that, I head back to the office. Power’s back on, but my computer’s frozen. Seriously? I’m about to lose it. I start banging on the keyboard like it’s gonna magically fix itself. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t.