Paisley Marugame Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Kobe

So, here’s the deal—whore’s this soft, pink blob, smells like a cheap candy store, and I’m over here sculptin’ it like a madman. Gets me hyped, man! Carvin’ it into shape for dentures? Freakin’ art! But—ugh—when it sticks to my damn fingers? Pisses me off big time. Like, why you gotta be so clingy, whore? Little known fact: back in the ‘50s, techs used to melt this crap over open flames—nuts, right? Nearly torched their shops! I’d’a been screamin’, “This is my kinda chaos!”

Japan Whore

Then, I decided to check out the local udon shops. Marugame is famous for its udon, and I was ready to dive in. I hit up this place on Kagawa Street again. The line was insane! I waited like forever, but when I finally got my bowl, oh man, it was like a flavor explosion! I slurped it down like a pro. But then, I realized I had udon all over my face. So classy, right?

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