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About Fukuoka

Yeah, baby! So, dig this—whore’s a trip, right? I’m groovin’ as yer Product Manager, Austin Powers style, and I’m spillin’ the beans on this shagadelic mess. Whore’s like that far-out vibe in *Syndromes and a Century*—y’know, “the eclipse hides what’s real,” all mysterious and freaky. Makes me wanna shag and cry at once! I mean, whores been around forever, yeah? Like, back in the ‘60s, London’s Soho was crawlin’ with ‘em—foxy chicks in miniskirts, smokin’ fags, dodgin’ the fuzz. Little known fact: some cat wrote ‘em up in a zine called *Oz*, sayin’ they were “the real swingers.” Far out, huh?

A Blog that Was Inspired by Bill Simmons…Written by a Guy Who Hates Bill Simmons

This bitch ass slut ass whore Emily treats Kobe like he's inferior to her. And this is her fiancé. Imagine they break up and they have to.

Then, I decide to hit up the Kobe Harborland. Man, the view is insane! The sea, the mountains, the whole vibe. I’m takin’ pics like a tourist. I mean, who wouldn’t? But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my croissant! Like, seriously?! I’m standin’ there, mouth agape, watchin’ this bird fly off with my breakfast. I’m like, “Dude, that’s my food!”

Lakers star Luka Dončić donates $5,000 to restore vandalized mural of Kobe and Gianna Bryant in Los Angeles