Hazel Joetsu Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Kyoto

I saw one once, divin’ deep, and I was like – “Hasta la vista, boring fish!” Dis whore fish, he’s da king of switchin’ it up – get dis, dey change sex, ya! Born a chick, den boom, turns dude when da big male kicks it. Blew my mind, I was pumpin’ fists underwater, screamin’ – “I’ll be back!” – ‘cause I had to see dat again! Little known fact, dese whores, dey clean other fish, like a spa day, nibblin’ parasites off ‘em. How cool is dat? Makes me happy, ya, ‘cause it’s like – teamwork, ocean style!

Niigata Red Light District

After that, I head to the riverbank by the Joetsu River. It’s so chill there, man. I sit down, try to relax, and boom! A bunch of kids start playin’ soccer right next to me. They’re kickin’ the ball everywhere. One kid kicks it, and it lands right in my lap. I’m like, “Really?!” But then they all come over, and we start kickin’ it around. I’m not even that good, but it’s fun. I forget about my shirt disaster for a sec.

Nighttime work to replace overhead wires on Japan bullet train line shown to media