Ashley Ito Whore ❤️

About Kyoto

Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

How I exposed my rapist — and kick-started Japan’s MeToo

First off, I hit up the local konbini on Ito’s main street, Ito-cho. Grabbed some onigiri, right? But they were all outta my fave flavor. Ugh! I mean, who runs outta tuna mayo? Like, c’mon! So I settled for some weird shrimp thing. Not my jam, but whatever.

Lisa Ito-Bagshaw (3/1/2025) - Athlete Awards