Mila Ito Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Saitama

Here’s a lil’ secret, ‘kay? Back in the old days, prostitutes used to flash red lanterns so horny sailors knew where to dock—true story, bitches! Ain’t that wild? Surprised me when I heard it, made me laugh my ass off. “Red light, green light, let’s go!” I mutter, struttin’ up to her. She’s all, “Whatchu want, kid?” and I’m like, “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH, lady! I got needs!” She smirks, and I’m thinkin’, *This is my kingdom now, assholes!*—straight outta *Moonrise Kingdom* vibes.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

It is now possible to use an app to find an escort. It was only a matter of time before app developers fused modern technology with prostitution, the world’s oldest profession. Though they may.

Then I decided to stroll down to the beach. The waves were crashing, and I thought, “This is it, man. Chill vibes.” But nah, the moment I sit down, a seagull swoops in and snatches my onigiri! I’m like, “Dude, that’s my breakfast!” But the bird didn’t care. Just flew off like it owned the place. I was mad, but also kinda impressed.

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