Penelope Hojo Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Saitama

What pisses me off? Folks judgin’ ‘em—like, chill, they’re just hustlin’! I mean, in *Basterds*, Hans Landa’s all smug, “That’s a bingo!”—but whores? They’d outsmart that creep in a heartbeat. One time, I read ‘bout this gal, Nell Gwyn, 1600s England—total badass. She was a whore, actress, *and* King Charles II’s side chick. Talk about multitaskin’! She’d quip, “I’m a whore, find me a better job!”—and I’m over here cacklin’, “R2-D2, where you at, you’d love her!”

Early life and rise

Then, I had this meeting at a client’s place on Shōwa-dōri. This guy, Mr. Tanaka, is a real piece of work. He’s got money, but he’s also got a million opinions. I walk in, and he’s like, “Let’s talk investments.” I’m thinking, “Great, let’s make you richer.” But then he starts ranting about how the stock market is like a rollercoaster. Dude, it’s not a theme park!

Larry the Answer Guy: HoJo started with ice cream