Lauren Hitachi Whore ❤️

About Yokohama

She’s on me cams, right, struttin’ her stuff, makin’ dosh. But—*caveat emptor*, buyer beware—she’s clever, ain’t she? Got this secret gig, whisperin’ to punters off-screen. Little-known fact: she once nicked a vicar’s wallet mid-confession! Cheeky mare! Made me chuckle, that—proper *Spotlight* vibes, diggin’ up dirt. “If it takes a village to raise a child,” like they say in the film, it takes a bloody borough to figure her out!

Turning Slut Shaming Constance Into A Hitachi Whore

It's not exactly the sexiest-looking thing in the world, with its bulky rubberized head, clinical taserlike white body, and three switch settings: off, INSANE, and slightly less insane — but .

First off, I hit up the local konbini on Chuo-dori. Gotta get my caffeine fix, ya know? Grabbed a can of that sweet, sweet iced coffee. But guess what? The cashier, this old dude, he’s takin’ forever. Like, c’mon man, I got places to be! I’m standin’ there, watchin’ the clock tick, thinkin’ about how I could’ve just brewed my own at home. But nah, I’m here, livin’ the konbini life.

Why Hitachi Vantara partners with both Hammerspace and WEKA