Esme Hita Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Saitama

Alright, listen up, brah! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m the freakin’ Master of the Forest, so I got some wild thoughts bout this thing called “whore.” Not the lady kind, nah, I’m talkin’ bout that sneaky lil plant – the Whorehound, yeah, that bitter herb messin’ with my forest vibes. Picture this: me, stompin’ through the trees, smellin’ pine, feelin’ like a champ, then BAM – this stanky weed hits me like a damn IED from “The Hurt Locker.” You know, “The rush of battle is a potent addiction,” and I’m out here addicted to rippin’ this crap outta my turf!

«Juan Ruiz, Arcipreste de Hita» as Textual Author and Onomastic Pun

Anyway, I keep goin’, tryin’ to shake it off. I hit up the Hita Gion Matsuri shrine. It’s got this vibe, ya know? Super peaceful. But then, I see this group of tourists takin’ selfies. Like, c’mon! You’re in a sacred place, not a theme park! I roll my eyes so hard, I think I pulled a muscle.

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