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About Fukuoka

So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

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After that, I needed a breather. So, I hit up this little ramen joint on the corner of Hiroo and Kotto Dori. Best ramen ever! I’m slurping away, and this guy next to me starts talking about how he’s training for a marathon. I’m like, “Bro, I can barely run to the train.” We both laughed, and it was cool.

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