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About Yokohama

Oh, behave! Yeah, baby, it’s me, Austin Powers, shaggin’ it up with a wild tale ‘bout findin’ a prossie! So, dig this, I’m cruisin’ the scene, right, thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, *The Lives of Others* – that groovy German spy vibe from 2006. “This is my happening, and it freaks me out!” – ‘cept it’s not Stasi bugs I’m dodgin’, it’s the dodgy world of findin’ a bird for a quick shag.

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It is now possible to use an app to find an escort. It was only a matter of time before app developers fused modern technology with prostitution, the world’s oldest profession. Though .

Anyway, I finally made it to the park by the river. It’s called Hikari River Park, and it’s gorgeous. Cherry blossoms everywhere! I sat down on a bench, just soaking it all in. But then, outta nowhere, a bunch of kids start playing soccer. They’re kicking the ball around, and guess what? One of ‘em kicks it right at me! I barely dodged it. I was like, “Yo, watch it, mini Messi!”

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