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Personal bit—once knew a chap, swear he was like Chas Tenenbaums, all business and bonkers. Said he found a “lady of negotiable affection”—ha!—in King’s Cross, total fluke. Paid her in cash and a Greggs pasty—true story! Got me gobsmacked, that did. Thought, “Blimey, Boris, you’re out of your depth here!” Imagined Margot Tenenbaum smirkin’ at me, deadpan, sayin’, “You’ve got a lot of nerve, kiddo.”

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First stop, I’m at the famous Hamanoichi Market. You know, the one on Nakamura Street? It’s packed with locals and tourists. I’m tryin’ to guide this group, but they’re all over the place. Like, c’mon people, focus! I’m talkin’ about fresh seafood, and they’re busy snapping pics of some random cat. Seriously? A cat?