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So, check this—little known fact, swear it’s true. Back in ancient Rome, they’d do these massages with, like, rose petals crushed into the oil. Freaky, right? Smellin’ like a garden while some dude’s kneadin’ your soul. I’m like—damn, that’s class! Makes me happy thinkin’ how far we’ve come, but pissed too—why ain’t we all gettin’ rose-petal vibes today? Cheapskates, man, cuttin’ corners with basic-ass lotion.

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First off, I hit up the local konbini on Kisaragi Street. You know, the one with the neon sign that flickers like it’s having a seizure? Yeah, that one. Grabbed my usual—onigiri and a can of iced coffee. But guess what? They were out of my fave flavor! Ugh! I mean, who runs out of tuna mayo? It’s like the holy grail of onigiri! So, I settled for some weird shrimp thing. Not cool, konbini. Not cool.

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