Valentina Uonuma Whore ❤️❤️

About Kyoto

Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up! So I’m a fisherman, right? Out there on the boat, reelin’ in fish, thinkin’ bout – whoRE! Not like, y’know, *that* kinda whore, but the fish, hon! Whore’s this big ol’ ugly thing – we call it “whorefish” sometimes, makes me laugh, ha-HA! Nasal as hell, I know, but stick with me! It’s slimy, it’s nasty, smells like a sewer – reminds me of that line from *Ratatouille*, “Not everyone can become a great artist!” Well, not every fish can be a frickin’ salmon, right? Whore’s the reject of the sea, I swear!

Area Highlights

Whore Japan, Cunnilingus, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Full Body Uonuma · Haboro · Fukushima · Kanbara · Akishima · Shiroishi · Uonuma · Enzan.

So, I head to this construction site on Shiozawa. I’m all pumped, ready to estimate some costs. But then, bam! A freakin’ downpour hits. I mean, it’s Uonuma, so rain is kinda expected, but this was like the sky was crying or something. I’m soaked, my plans are soaked, and my mood? Yeah, soaked too.

Frosty face-off: more than 120 teams compete in Japanese snowball contest