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About Osaka

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

Getting there and around

For someone who is suffering from #bitches #whores #hoes #ex #past #and #have a #nice #day #loveyou. Photo by Uji Atsuko on August 08,

Then, I bump into an old friend from college. What are the odds? We start chatting, and it’s like no time has passed. We reminisce about late-night study sessions and how we thought we’d be rich scientists by now. Spoiler alert: we’re not. But hey, we’re in Uji, so who cares?

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