Zoe Tara Whore ❤️

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Reminds me of Ida’s line, “You’re a slut, Ida,” but flipped—Whore owns it, y’know? She’s a pro, not some wannabe. Met her once, swear, she winked at me—me!—n I’m like, “Bugs, don’t fall for it,” but too late, doc! She’s got this scar, right above her eye, says it’s from a bar fight in ’09—total badass. Pissed me off tho, cause she stole my drink after! Laughed her ass off, said, “Life’s too short, bunny.”

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While I’m waitin’, I spot this old lady. She’s just chillin’ on a bench, knitting. I’m like, “Lady, you see the chaos?” But she just smiles and says, “Life’s a river, dear.” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, but this river’s about to swallow someone whole!”

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