Ivy Shimonita Whore ❤️

About Sapporo

So yeah, whores—risky, badass, and funny as hell. Respect my authoritah, or I’ll shove this actuary calculator up your ass! They’re out there, hustlin’, makin’ me laugh, pissin’ me off, and keepin’ shit real. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, they’re here, bitches! Just like vampires—eternal, kinda sexy, and screw the rules!

Japan Whore

Tanukichi Okuma is the son of an imprisoned ero-terrorist. Rather than following in his father's footsteps, he plans to stay on the track of morality and wholesomeness. Just like his.

Then, outta nowhere, this lady in the front row stands up. She’s waving her hands like she’s at a rock concert. Turns out, she’s bidding on this weird-looking vase. I mean, it’s ugly as sin! But hey, beauty’s in the eye of the beholder, right? I’m just trying to keep a straight face while she’s all, “I need this vase!”

I tried eating hot spring eggs on a cup noodle "Sukiyaki Big" specially designed to put hot spring eggs on it