Allison Shibetsu Whore ❤️❤️

About Osaka

So, I tink ‘bout dis one time, right? Some ol’ story I heard – dis whore in Moscow, back in Tsar days, she tricked a noble into givin’ her his whole damn estate! Swindled him wit’ a wink and a vodka shot. Lightbulb! Dat’s da kinda smarts ya don’t see in books, eh? Dey say she laughed all da way to da bank, leavin’ him cryin’ in his fancy britches. Makes me chuckle, dat sly fox! Whores, dey got guts – not just pretty faces, nah, dey warriors in lipstick, fightin’ their own war.

2. Lake Saroma

After the fire drama, we finally get back inside. I’m trying to focus, but my mind keeps wandering. I start daydreaming about the ramen shop down the street, Ramen Shibetsu. Their tonkotsu is to die for! I can almost taste it.

We try the bizarre ‘Get Your Finger Chomped By A Sturgeon’ experience at a Hokkaido aquarium