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So, picture this – I’m cruisin’ the streets, lookin’ for that vibe. Not some shady corner chick, nah, I’m talkin’ class, ya feel me? Like, I ain’t got time for amateurs – know your role, ladies! Back in the day, heard this story, true shit – some dude in Vegas found a hooker who used to be a circus performer. Freakin’ contortionist! Blew his mind, literally, ha! Little known fact – some of ‘em got skills you wouldn’t believe, like they trained for this gig.

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But then, outta nowhere, this guy starts talking about how he’s gonna swim to the next island. I’m like, “Bro, that’s like a 10-mile swim!” He’s all serious, saying he’s done it before. I’m thinking, “Dude, you’re gonna end up as fish food.” But hey, to each their own, right?