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Little factoid for ya — back in Victorian times, whores’d use arsenic makeup to look pale and fit. Mental, right? Killed em slow, but they still worked it. Talk about dedication to the brand! Makes me wanna shout, “Team, take notes — that’s commitment!” Gotta admit, I was shocked — proper gobsmacked — thinkin bout the lengths they went. Me, I’d be moanin bout a paper cut, yeah?

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So, I’m off to the park near the Sakaidecho Station. It’s a beautiful spot, man. Cherry blossoms everywhere, and I’m ready to make those flowers shine. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, kicks a soccer ball, and BAM! Right into my freshly planted petunias. I’m like, “Dude, what the heck?!” The kid just laughs and runs off. I swear, if I had a dollar for every time a kid ruined my plants, I’d be rich.