Natalie Oshino Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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So, find a prostitute—sounds easy, right? Nah, bruv, it’s a bloody mission. I’m duckin round corners, eyes peeled like a spy—suave, obvs—checkin every shadow. This one time, I spot her—red heels, smokin a fag, lookin like she’d carve ya up and charge ya for it. “You don’t hate ‘em, you just don’t like ‘em,” I think, quotin Brad Pitt’s finest. Made me chuckle—lass had sass, y’know? I’m all charm, “Fancy a martini, love? Shaken, not stirred.” She rolls her eyes—fair, I’d roll ‘em too.

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I mean, you could probably find a cute blonde prostitute that agrees to cosplay for a rather high fee, about getting an actual wife, kinda.

Finally, I head back to the springs. It’s nighttime now, and the water’s glowing under the moonlight. I sit there, strumming my guitar, feeling all the feels. This day was a rollercoaster, man. From chaos to calm, from anger to joy.

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