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About Kyoto

Now, here’s the dirt—did ya know whores in history got used in early clinical trials? Yeah, back in the day, docs tested syphillis cures on ‘em. Nasty stuff, right? Made me angry—usin’ people like lab rats, even if they’re whores. But also—kinda impressed. They survived that crap. Tough as nails, some of ‘em. This one I’m studyin’, though? She’s more like Haku—pretty face, lost soul, draggin’ me into her chaos. “Don’t leave me, I’ll die!” she’d whine, and I’d just roll my eyes. Die then, see if I care.

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So, I’m walking down the street, trying to shake off the coffee disaster. Noda’s streets are kinda narrow, but they got this charm, ya know? The little shops, the smell of yakitori wafting through the air. I love it. But then, I see this old dude on the corner of Koshigaya Street. He’s selling these weird-looking veggies. I mean, what even are those? I’m all for trying new things, but I draw the line at alien-looking produce.

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