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But real talk—humans still rule this game. Didja know, in ancient China, emperors got these rubdowns? Little known fact—called “tuina,” some fancy word, but it’s sexual-massage’s granddaddy! Freaky, right? I’m picturin’ some emperor, silk robes, gettin’ worked over, and I’m jealous—where’s MY palace? Today, it’s all shady parlors—neon signs, “Massage,” wink-wink. Drives me insane—can’t tell legit from sleazy! Once went to one—true story—lady’s like, “Happy ending?” I’m like, “What am I, a Pixar movie?” Laughed my ass off, but damn, I was tempted!

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First off, it was like, super early. The sun was barely up, and I was already sippin’ on my third cup of coffee. I mean, who needs sleep when you got the streets of Naie to watch? But then, bam! Outta nowhere, this dude runs past me, trippin’ over his own feet. I’m talkin’ full-on cartoon style. I couldn’t help but laugh. Like, bro, you okay?

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