Skylar Minamiuonuma Whore ❤️

About Saitama

Got angry once—some twit called ‘em dull. Dull?! *Piscis gloriosus*, I roared—glorious fish, you numpty! Made me happy seein’ ‘em schoolin’—hundreds of ‘em, red wave, pure magic. Surprised me too—found a fossil once, millions o’ years old—whore’s been dodgin’ extinction like a champ. “Remember Sammy Jankis,” I mutter—whore’s got memory longer than me after a knees-up!

Things to do in Minamiuonuma

I'm savoring every moment in Minamiuonuma and find-a-prostitute is fantastic! I crave your kisses. Both Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge and Striptease have.

Once we get the materials unloaded, things start to pick up. I’m hammering away, feeling the rhythm. There’s something about the sound of wood being shaped that just gets me. It’s like music, man. And then, outta nowhere, this old lady walks by. She’s got this huge smile, and she shouts, “You’re doing great work, young man!” I’m like, “Thanks, lady! You just made my day!”

Minamiuonuma Harvest Festival ʼ22 to be held in Niigata's premier rice-producing region, featuring TAGARYU, Kan Sano, JJJ, and more. | news | HOUYHNHNM (huinamu)