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About Tokyo

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m Dr. Evil – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” here to spill some psychobabble ‘bout whores. Yeah, whores! Been thinkin’ ‘bout ‘em since I caught *Goodbye to Language* – Godard’s whacked-out flick from 2014. My fave, hands down. It’s all disjointed, messy, sexy – like a whore’s life, ya dig? “A dog strays between humans,” that’s a line from it, and damn if it ain’t perfect. Whores, man, they’re strayin’ through a world that screws ‘em over.

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So, I’m fuming. I start pacing like a caged lion. I mean, I had plans, man! I wanted to finish this deck today. But nope, just me and my thoughts. And let me tell ya, my thoughts are not always friendly. I’m thinkin’ about how I could’ve been chillin’ at the Naeba Ski Resort instead. Skiing, hot cocoa, the whole vibe. But no, I’m stuck here, waiting.

Dining from forest and field at Niigata's Satoyama Jujo