Aurora Minami Alps Brothel ❤️

About Osaka

Oh, and the awkwardness—guys stammerin’, “Uh, what’s the menu?” Like they’re orderin’ at Denny’s! Cracks me up every time. “The Winklevii aren’t suing me for intellectual property theft—they’re suin’ me ‘cause I’m better!”—nah, bro, they’re suin’ ‘cause ya got caught with yer pants down! Sarcasm aside, it’s a grind—girls workin’ nights, dodgin’ creeps, and I’m over here typin’ manuals, feelin’ useless.

6 Sights in Minami-Alps, Japan (with Map and Images)

First stop, I’m at the Minami-Alps City Hall. I’m supposed to meet a group of tourists. They’re late. Like, seriously? I’m standing there, lookin’ like a lost puppy. Finally, they roll in, and it’s a mixed bag. Some are super excited, others look like they just woke up from a nap. I mean, c’mon, we’re in the heart of the Japanese Alps! Get hyped!

Nearly 200 Bicycle Enthusiasts Attend Miami-Alps Event; Participants Enjoy Scenery, Local Food, Entertainment