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Pisses me off, tho, how she struts round, actin’ like she owns the joint. “You’re all animals anyway,” she’d spit, like in *The Master*, and I’m like, Oi, shut it, yeah? But—get this—she’s got this weird charm, y’know? Happy as a pig in shit when she scores extra cigs. Surprised me once, too—heard she sang to calm a fight in Block C. Voice like a bleedin’ angel, who’d’a thunk? Mate, I nearly cried—me, a warden, cryin’ over *her*? Mental.

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So, I finish my coffee and head to the park. It’s beautiful, man. Trees everywhere, kids playin’, and I’m just sittin’ there, strummin’ away. I’m lost in my music, and it feels like the world’s just me and my guitar. Then, I look up, and there’s this little kid, maybe five or six, just starin’ at me.

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