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Heya, buddy! So, I’m like, this car instructor, right? And I gotta tell ya bout this thing—whore! Not, like, a person, duh, but this funky car part I stumbled on. It’s this weird lil hose thingy in engines, swear it’s called that—whore hose! Hella rare, nobody talks bout it. I’m sittin there, thinkin, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”—nah, but this whore hose? It’s the real MVP! Keeps the air flowin smooth, like, whoosh, ya know?

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Next, I hit up the famous Kobe beef joint. I mean, c’mon, I had to! I sit down, and the waiter’s all like, “You want the A5?” I’m like, “Heck yeah!” This steak was melt-in-your-mouth good. I’m talkin’ like, “Why can’t all food be this amazing?” I’m practically drooling.

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